Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Season 1, Episode 18, Host:Raquel Welch, with Phoebe Snow and John Sebastian


Aired April 24, 1976.

Cold opening:"Award Ceremony"
Chevy Chase reads a list of nominees for "Best Performance By An Actor In A Political Campaign."  When it's time to reveal the winner, Chase opens an envelope that reads "get to the fall, Chevy."  Chase takes offense at this and says he's tired of being the guy who falls down every week, that it's beneath his dignity as a political satirist.  Chevy decides to walk off the stage. 


However, he doesn't get far before, he trips over a chair, falls off the stage and announces "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

Monologue:"Superstar"
Host Raquel Welch sings "Superstar."  This song was originally titled "Groupie Superstar" and was written by Leon Russell and Bonnie Bramlett and first recorded by Delaney & Bonnie.  The Carpenters recorded the best-know version of "Superstar," which  reached #2 on the Billboard Pop chart in 1971.


Welch's performance turns into a duet when she's joined by Joe Cocker (John Belushi) during the second verse.


Commercial:"Purina Rat Chow"
The Pied Piper (Chase) promotes Rat Chow to a couple (Gilda Radner and Garrett Morris) whose house rats aren't getting the nutrients they need.


Public Service Announcement:"The Decabet"
Written by Tom Schiller.
Mr. Joseph Franklin (Dan Aykroyd) of the U.S.  Council of Standards and Measures presents the new 10-letter "metric" alphabet called the Decabet.


Muppets Part 1:
Plubis (Jim Henson) and Scred (Jerry Nelson) flirt with Welch.  Chevy shows up and informs the Muppets that they've been cut from this week's episode.  When the Muppets have left, Chase tries to Welch to get Welch to relax and take off her shirt off. 


Welch declines his request and introduces the first musical guest.

Phoebe Snow:"All Over"
This song appeared on Phoebe Snow's album Second Childhood, which was released in January of 1976.


Sporting event:"The Claudine Longet Invitational"
Written by Michael O'Donoghue.


Spotscasters Tom Tryman (Chase) and Jessica Antlerdance (Jane Curtin) present a ski tournament that features competitors who get "accidentally" shot by singer Claudine Longet.


Commercial:"Polaroid cameras"
In a real (live) commercial, Belushi and Jane Curtin promote Polaroid cameras.


Great Moments In Herstory:"The Outlaw"
On the set of the 1943 movie The Outlaw, the film's director Howard Hughes (Aykroyd) asks Jane Russell (Welch) to test his new propeller bra.  When Russell refuses, Hughes decides to test it himself.


"Next Week":
Curtin announces that next week's show will feature host Madeline Kahn, with musical guest Carly Simon.


"Weekend Update":
Chevy Chase reports that Pres. Ford has been criticized by his supporters for his appearance on Saturday Night the previous week.


Laraine Newman analyzes the lasted Presidential polling data.  The polls say a majority of voters don't know who they'll vote for.


Plus, correspondent Garrett Morris interviews Barbara Walters (Radner) about her impending departure from NBC.



And meteorologist John Belushi discusses songs written about weather and the dangerous messages about weather they promote.


"Bisexual Minute":
Author Gore Vidal (Welch) discusses his family's history and its connections to historical figures like Aaron Burr.


John Sebastian:"Welcome Back"
This theme song for the TV series Welcome Back, Kotter was a number one hit single in May of 1976.


When it's time for a harmonica solo, Joe Cocker (Belushi) holds the harmonica for Sebastian.


Beatles Offer:
Lorne Michaels, SNL's producer, addresses the Beatles directly, tells them how much they mean to him and his generation and asks them to reunite and perform three songs on Saturday Night.


Michaels says money is no problem because NBC has authorized him to pay the Beatles the exorbitant sum of...$3000!


Movie:"One Flew Over The Hornet's Nest"
At a mental hospital, a bee named McMurtry (Belushi) wants Nurse Ratched (Welch) to change the TV to the Academy Awards ceremony.  The nurse thinks the change of routine would be bad for the other patients.  When McMurtry threatens Ratched's rule, she threatens to "fry his antennae!"


"Gilda's Equal Time":
Gilda Radner says that after working with Welch, she's discovered how difficult it is for Raquel to be an international sex symbol.


Film by Gary Weis:
A short film of Raquel Welch dancing.


Phoebe Snow:"Two Fisted Love"
Snow performs another song from Second Childhood.


Raquel Welch:"It Ain't Necessarily So"
The host performs a song from the 1935 opera Porgy and Bess, written by George and Ira Gershwin.


Muppets part 2:
Ploobis and Scred find the Mighty Favog (Frank Oz) and seek his advice about how to deal with being kicked off the show.  Favog tells Ploobis to "get in the trunk" with the rest of the Muppets.


Goodnights:
Chase tells Welch SNL has received a telegram from a veteran who's hospitalized with a terminal illness who loved the hosts performance...and wants her to take her shirt off.


She agrees to take it off, which reveals chroma-keyed footage of a rocket crashing upon takeoff!


Notes about this episode:
This episode contains some pop culture references that might be unfamiliar to people who weren't around in 1976:

Re:"The Claudine Longet Invitational":


Claudine Longet is a singer/actress best known for her collaborations with her ex-husband Andy Williams.  On March 21, 1976 (a month before this episode aired), Longet shot and killed her boyfriend "Spider" Sabich, who was an Olympic skier.  Longet claimed the gun went off accidentally while Sabich was showing her how to use it.  Her lawyers sent SNL a cease-and-desist letter and Don Pardo read an apology on the next episode.  The apology isn't included on the DVD for the next episode, but here's the script Pardo read on the air:

Longet was convicted of negligent homicide, paid a fine of $250, served 30 days in jail, and has kept out of the public eye since her release in 1977.

The song "Superstar" appears on Joe Cocker's live album Mad Dogs And Englishmen, with Rita Cooledge performing the lead vocal.  This was likely the inspiration for Welch's duet with Belushi-as-Cocker.

If its title doesn't make it obvious, the bees sketch "One Flew Over The Hornet's Nest" is a parody of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, which swept the top four Academy Awards a month before this episode.  Louise Fletcher won the Best Actress Oscar for her playing Nurse Ratched.  Since her parents were deaf, Fletcher thanked them during her Oscar speech using American Sign Language.

Louise Fletcher signing to her parents at the 1976 Oscars.

That's why Welch performs fake sign language in "Hornet's Nest" when her character wins an Oscar.


John Sebastian stops his performance of "Welcome Back" when a microphone feeds back.  He then resumes the song, with the lyrics from the 2nd verse and asks if he can start again.  Sebastian gets the song right on the third attempt.

There's also mic feedback during "Hornets Nest."

Raquel Welch plays Gore Vidal in the "Great Moments In Herstory" sketch.  This is a reference to the film Myra Breckinridge, which was based on Vidal's novel of the same name and featured Welch as the title character.  Vidal disowned and disparaged Myra Breckinridge and the movie was a critical and financial flop.  Welch's costume in this sketch is also similar to one she wore in Myra Breckinridge.

A bit of trivia:Phoebe Snow made her second appearance on SNL in this episode.  This makes Snow the series' first musical guest to make two appearances.  She previously appeared in the second episode of season 1.

While the Beatles never did not reunite on SNL, it's worth nothing that three of them later appeared on the show separately.  George Harrison appeared on the show in season 2.  Paul McCartney was musical guest in seasons 5, 18, 36 and 38 and made cameo appearances in season 32 and 39.  During Lorne Michaels' absence from the series (1980-85), Ringo Starr hosted a season 10 episode.

Classic Moments:
The Claudine Longet Invitational-this sketch was very controversial and edgy for its time.  This was a loud demonstration to viewers that SNL was NOT your typical comed/variety show.  It's one of Michael O'Donoghue's best sketches and Chevy Chase and Jane Curtin do a nice job as the announcers.

Beatles Offer-The joke here is, of course, that $3000 was a minuscule amount of money compared to what others offered the Fab Four to reunite.  Michaels does a great job here staying mock-serious.  It's also an important moment for the "identity" of Saturday Night and its cast and crew.  Michaels says he "grew up" with the Beatles, no other TV producer could say that in 1976.  His love for the Beatles and their music is sincere and that helps sell the bit.

First appearance of Baba Wawa-Gilda Radner's exaggerated impersonation of Barbara Walters  makes its debut in this episode.  "Baba" would become one of Radner's signature impressions, she would portray Baba Wawa fifteen more times during her time on SNL.


What stands out:
"Superstar"-A great duet between the host and Belushi-as-Joe Cocker.  Welch could've been blown off the stage by Belushi's energy, but she holds her own.

"Great Moments In Herstory"-Dan Aykroyd gives a great performance as Howard Hughes and I laugh every time I watch him wrestle with the propeller bra!  Welch is also funny here as Jane Russell.

Belushi's commentary about "weather" songs-Another hilarious commentary from Belushi, especially the part about Toto not receiving any reward from The Wizard of Oz.


John Sebastian-When I was a kid, I was a huge fan of the series Welcome Back Kotter, so Sebastian's live performance of the series' great theme song brought back a lot of good memories.   

What doesn't work:
Welch sings a song, we get two songs performed by Phoebe Snow and one song from Sebastian.  That's about one too many songs for me.  None of them were particularly bad performances, but I would've preferred another sketch in place of one of the songs.

J.A. Morris rating:
This is a great episode that features  performances from the cast and great sketches from the writers.  Welch is a good host and she interacted nicely with the Not Ready For Prime Time Players. 









4 stars!

Thursday, March 5, 2020

Season 1, Episode 17, Host:Press Secretary Ron Nessen, with Patti Smith Group and Billy Crystal


Aired April 17, 1976.

Cold opening:"The Dead String Quartet"
Written by Chevy Chase.
A string quartet made up of dead people fall on top of each other, knocking one (Chevy Chase) off the stage and on to the floor.



Suddenly, President Gerald Ford appears on screen (in a pre-filmed cameo) and announces “Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”



Monologue:
Ron Nessen, Pres. Ford’s Press Secretary, explains that his job is to simplify what happens in the White House so the press can pass it on to the public.  This means Nessen spends most of his time saying things like “what the President meant was…” and "what the President really said was..."
Nessen’s monologue is interrupted when he gets a call from Pres. Ford!



Commercial:”Super Bass-O-Matic ‘76”
Written by Dan Aykroyd.
A pitchman (Dan Aykroyd) promotes a new device that will liquefy bass so it can be easily prepared for consumption.



“An Oval Office”:
Written by Chevy Chase, Al Franken and Tom Davis.
Nessen tells Pres. Ford (Chase) that he’s been asked to host Saturday Night and says it could help the President in the upcoming election.  While they discuss this, Ford inadvertently ransacks the Oval Office.



Commercial:”Fluckers”
Written by Michael O'Donoghue.
Fluckers Jam comes in bizarre flavors, such as Nose Hair, Death Camp and Dog Vomit!



Patti Smith Group:”Gloria”
This classic rock n roll song was written by Van Morrison and recorded by Morrison’s band Them in 1964.  It was the lead track on Patti Smith Group’s 1975 album Horses.



“Press Secretaries Through History 1”:
Catherine The Great’s press secretary Leonid Pushnev (Nessen) announces Empress Catherine’s 1796 death to the press.



“Lie Detector”:
Julie Nixon (Gilda Radner) interrogates her husband David Eisenhower (Aykroyd) while David is hooked up to a lie detector.



Commercial:"The New Army":
U.S. Army Colonel Scott Shuman (John Belushi) tries to recruit soldiers by telling them that joining the army will get them easier access to drugs.



“Weekend Update”:
Anchorman Chevy Chase greets viewers by telling them “I’m Chevy Chase and you’re not.”  Which prompts (pre-recorded) Pres. Ford to reply “I’m Gerald Ford and you’re not.”



Update correspondent Laraine Newman interviews “Mr. Boyardee,” (Nessen) press secretary to Spanish dictator Francisco Franco, who is still dead.



And commentator Emily Litella (Radner) declares that she's opposed to “Presidential Erections.”



Commercial:"The Berkeley Collection"
Repeat from Episode 2.

Film by Gary Weis:"Garbage"
Weis interviews New York City sanitation workers, who describe their job and tell stories about all the strange things they’ve found in the garbage.



Commercial:"Autumn Fizz"
An ad for a new carbonated douche that “brings out the natural fragrance of femininity, with the effervescence of uncola.”



“The Tomorrow Show with Tom Snyder”:
Tom Snyder (Aykroyd) interviews Nessen and asks him about “wild parties” in Washington DC and how he handles dumb questions from reporters.



Home Movie:"Once In Our Lives"
Several men perform the chant “Once In Our Lives Let Us Drink To Our Wives” while using urinals.  This chant was composed by Henry Purcell in 1686.



"Press Secretaries Through History 2":
Julius Marcellus, press secretary of Oedipus, announces that King Oedipus plans to marry his mother.



"Supreme Court":
When Rhonda (Jane Curtin) and her fiance Greg (Chase) start to make love, the nine Supreme Court justices suddenly appear in their bedroom to tell them which positions are legal and illegal.



"Press Secretaries Through History 3":
John Quincy Ross, press secretary to Pres. Thomas Jefferson clarifies the President’s position on slavery and the Louisiana Purchase.



Billy Crystal:
The comedian reenacts his recent encounter with an elderly jazz musician.



"Misconception":
A show that attempts to disprove unfounded cliches that have become part of our language.  This episode tries to disprove the idea that “too many cooks spoil the broth.”



Patti Smith Group: “My Generation”
The band performs a song that was originally recorded by The Who in 1965.  The Patti Smith Group’s live recording of this song was released as the B-side of “Gloria.”



Goodnights:
Nessen says that Toni Basil and the Muppets were going to be on the show but didn’t appear due to “technical complications” and announces that Raquel Welch will host next week.  Nessen says he had a good time hosting the show and the Not Ready For Prime Time Players join him.  Chase says they have a minute to kill and the cast fills time.



Notes about this episode:
A lot has been written about this over the last four decades.  Rather than go into all the background details of the episode and the political fallout that ensued, I'm going to recommend that you read the book Saturday Night Live and the 1976 Presidential Election by M. Heather Carver and William T. Horner. 



It covers the process of setting up Ford's filmed cameos, the booking of Nessen and it features new interviews with Nessen, Lorne Michaels and others connected to Saturday Night and Gerald Ford.  I highly recommend the book to every fan of SNL.  You can get the print version of the book here, or get the E-book version here and here.

At the end of Patti Smith's second song, she says "Happy Easter, CBGB's!"  That's because CBGB, the famous New York Punk club where Smith got her start, turned on their TV sets so people in the club could watch her SNL performances.  By the time Smith's first song concluded, it was past midnight Eastern Time, making it April 18, Easter Sunday in New York.[1]

During the episode's goodnights, Nessen mentions that the Muppets didn't appear due to "technical complications."  The Muppets Wiki says the Muppets were cut, this photo shows that the Nessen's scenes  scenes got as far as the rehearsal stage:


You'll notice in the photo that King Ploobis is wearing a Bee costume and Nessen is sporting Bee antennae.

Classic Moments:
Ron Nessen as host and Pres. Ford's cameos-Nessen's guest appearance was hugely historic  In 2016, on the 40th anniversary of this episode, Time magazine called it "The episode that changed American politics." [2]



Lots of political figures would appear on SNL after this episode.  In their aforementioned book, Horner and Carver say that John McCain's guest cameo on SNL in 2008, two days prior to the Presidential Election happened "because three decades earlier, Ron Nessen and Gerald Ford made it possible for politicians to even conceive of such behavior." [3]

I also want to say Nessen was a good host.  He's not a comedian or a trained actor, but Nessen is excellent in every sketch in which he appears.  Nessen is particularly good in the "Press Secretaries Through History" solo sketches.

"An oval office"-Chevy Chase performs an absolute masterclass in physical comedy in this sketch, one of his finest performances of all time.  Nessen, playing himself, is a perfect "straight man" to Chase's Ford and also gets to deliver some funny lines.



”Super Bass-O-Matic ‘76”-This was one of Aykroyd's best sketches.  It's appeared on multiple best-of clip shows and it's still hilarious and edgy more than 40 years after it aired!



"Tomorrow Show"-This marks the first appearance of Dan Aykroyd as Tom Snyder.  "Snyder" would become one of SNL's signature recurring characters and Aykroyd would imitate him in 10 more sketches.



What stands out?:

Patti Smith Group:I'm a big fan of Smith's music, but there's not a lot of professionally recorded concert footage from her early days.  So it's nice to have these two great performances preserved and easily accessible forever.  It's also historically important because punk bands rarely performed on television in 1976.




J.A. Morris' rating:
This episode is very historically significant and it features lots of classic funny moments and two great musical performances.  It gets my highest rating.









4 Stars!

Footnote:

[1]Patti Smith: An Unauthorized Biography, by Roberta Bayley and Victor Brooks,  p.149

[3] Saturday Night Live and the 1976 Presidential Election, by M. Heather Carver and William T. Horner, p.15-16